Take me seriously I'm selling a car here okay?

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 04/17/2017 at 19:00 • Filed to: None

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Looking at WRX’s on Craigslist and found a dude doing a sweet pose. Is this how you kids find a date now days?

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Honeybunchesofgoats > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:04

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When I’m more sober, I am photoshopping him into everything.

Laurence > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:06

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I’ve been seeing this more and more lately - is it a ‘thing’ I’m not aware of, or do people just use whatever photos they have that also happen to have their car in them somewhere?

My bird IS the word > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:09

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I’m selling a wrx.

ladies.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:09

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You will definitely be murdered if you try to buy that car from him.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/17/2017 at 19:10

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oh god please do that it will be hilarious

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:10

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“seriously I’m not going to kill you”

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Laurence 04/17/2017 at 19:11

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It certainly makes the photo’s more interesting to look at.

WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:12

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It’s not “a dude” - it’s Alex. Also WTF with the shifter?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:13

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Why doesn’t his beard connect to his mustache? Is that a thing? I hate it.

Klaus Schmoll > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/17/2017 at 19:14

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He already looks like he was ‘shopped in.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > WilliamsSW 04/17/2017 at 19:16

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It looks like it is wrapped in a crown royal cloth bag. I did a WTF there too.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 04/17/2017 at 19:16

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Now that you mention it I can not unsee it, thanks!

WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:17

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Yeah, that’s what I thought - but why? What is Alex hiding from us? Perhaps he had to remove the shifter to wash off the blood of the last person who came to look at the car?

WilliamsSW > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 04/17/2017 at 19:19

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Thanks for pointing THAT out. Now I won’t sleep this week...

TheRevanchist > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:25

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My BIL is a mechanic for a GM dealership.

A customer brought in his Corvette for some issue with it after buying it brand new. It barely had a few hundred miles on it. One of the service managers, a young, self-inflated guy, took the Corvette out for the weekend. He posted himself on FB with the car in front of him and some ritzy mansion behind him with the caption “Living the dream”. Well, his co-workers, and boss, all know who he is on FB. They know he has an apartment and a roommate.

He had put 500+ miles on this car over the weekend, and the customer was pissed.

For the next week, all the guys at work were taking pics of themselves with cars in front of random homes with the same caption: “Living the dream”. My BIL was visiting us the next weekend and we took a pic with the Barbie car in front of him and my daughter’s doll house behind him “Living the dream”. Seeing all the mechanics get creative on this guy’s FB page was hilarious.

Anyway, story reminds me of this pic of a serial killer looking guy up top.

scoob > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 19:30

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fhrblig > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 04/17/2017 at 20:04

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It looks as though an alien is trying to approximate facial hair in order to pass as human, and they *almost* did it.

djgreenlava > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 20:14

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I want to have a photo shoot of my car with me “modeling” in every photo.

Cash Rewards > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 04/17/2017 at 20:16

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If I tried to grow a beard that’s what would happen. No hair grows there. So I don’t grow a beard.

Vicente Esteve > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/17/2017 at 21:17

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Yes, you do that please.

NJAnon > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2017 at 23:27

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Well I don’t know about the date thing Highlander, but why can’t he recall the parts put on the car? Did he get amnesia during his ownership of his OWN car? lol (at the very least if you can look under the hood of the car?)

(also for $10,000 you can keep your 2005 Subaru Alex)

Schaef_Camaero Z/28 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/18/2017 at 10:17

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Hah, hilarious! I was just joking to my sister about this ad the other day.